If you don’t laugh,
you’ll definitely cry a few times.

est. 2025.,
@ somewhere in aotearoa new zealand.

feat. terrible life advice and not-so-epic tales from a modern-day bridget jones in the midst of a Quarter Life Crisis.

What’s a girl to do?

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GOINGOFFTHERAILZ is a capacious umbrella under which resides relatable (enough) content about trying—and failing—to come to terms with life in your twenties; top tips on living abroad; feeling like you’re falling behind your peers; and drinking way too much wine.

live laugh love xxx

READ IT AND WEEP

What exactly even are the QUARTER LIFE
CRISES?

For those of you, like me, looking to shirk all forms of responsibility and evade the inevitable (being an adult), the first few sections of the Quarter Life Crisis are dedicated to my best advice on how to (successfully) run away to New Zealand for three years. See: getting to nz, getting a job ooo.
Approaching twenty five years of orbiting the sun means finally confronting the fact that you are a fully-actualised human and therefore actually need to have a personality. Yikes. To try and gain a sense of self that people might find mildly intriguing, I’ve developed some serious hobbies. And so can you. See: trying new things in your twenties.
Look. It’s not a particularly easy time out in the streets being an adult and doing the adult things. We all have our setbacks. It’s life, unfortunately. I’ve recounted a selection of some of my most epic failures and transfigured them into anecdotal sagas and dramatic lamentations for your empathy and entertainment. See: wise old sage, hiking as a seriously unfit person, loose on the sauce.